Default
This is a paragraph. It shouldn’t have any alignment whatsoever. It should just flow as you’d normally expect. Nothing fancy. Just plain text, flowing freely, with love. Completely neutral, not taking sides or sitting on the fence. It just is. It just bloody well is. It’s happy where it is. It doesn’t feel the need to take sides. Leave it be. It’ll just be better that way. Trust me.
Left-align
This is a paragraph. It is left-aligned. Because of this, it is a bit more liberal in its views. Its favourite colour is green. Left-alignment tends to be more eco-friendly, but it provides no concrete evidence that this is actually the case. Although it likes to share wealth evenly, it leaves the task of ensuring equal distribution to justified alignment.
Centre Align
This is a paragraph. It is centred. Centring, by its very nature, is a fence-sitter. A flip-flopper. It struggles to make up its mind. It wants to choose a side. It really does. It has the best of intentions, but it tends to complicate matters rather than help. The best you can do is try to win it over and hope for the best. I hear centre alignment does take bribes.
Align to the right
This is a paragraph. It is right-aligned. It is a bit more conservative in its views. It prefers not to be told what to do or how to do it. Right Align owns a whole host of guns and loves heading to the range for a bit of practice. Which is all well and good. I mean, it’s a pretty good shot from at least four or five football pitches away. Dead on. So cool.
Justify Align
This is a paragraph. It is justified. It gets really annoyed when people associate it with Justin Timberlake. Generally speaking, justified text is quite staid. It likes everything to be in its place and not all over the place like the other alignment styles. I’m not saying that makes it better than the other alignment styles, but it does tend to come across as rather elitist.